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Yet, at 52, there’s still a lot of the little boy in him. For one thing, he maintains an obsession with pirates and everything associated with them – pieces of eight, pirate flags, treasure chests.

When I started doing Catbeard The Pirate, I wasn't prepared for the question I got most often at first. "Does his beard use the litter box?" Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself. My name's Matt Nelson, ...